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Prom\u2019nons-nous dans les bois!…<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n

Histoire \u00e0 d\u00e9guster en anglais<\/span><\/p>\n

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. <\/span><\/p>\n

\u00ab\u00a0What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!\u00a0\u00bb, he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was getting closer. He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. <\/span><\/p>\n

At that moment, the Atheist cried out \u00ab\u00a0Oh my God!….\u00a0\u00bb Time stopped. The bear froze. The forest was silent. Even the river stopped moving. <\/span><\/p>\n

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, \u00ab\u00a0You deny my existence for all of these years; teach others I don’t exist; and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?\u00a0\u00bb <\/span><\/p>\n

The atheist looked directly into the light \u00ab\u00a0It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as Christian now, but perhaps could You make the bear a Christian?\u00a0\u00bb \u00ab\u00a0Very well,\u00a0\u00bb said the voice. <\/span><\/p>\n

The light went out. The river ran again. And the sounds of the forest resumed. <\/span><\/p>\n

And then the bear dropped his right paw ….. brought both paws together…bowed his head and spoke: \u00ab\u00a0Lord, for this food which I am about to receive, I am truly thankful.\u00a0\u00bb<\/span><\/p>\n

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